Pittsbugh Post Gazette
So...the Pittsburgh Steelers have adopted a mascot this year to celebrate their 75th anniversary. This of course has sparked some debate--some people hate the idea. Whatev. I could give two jerks. Until you hear what they named the mascot. Then it's totally my type of deal. The Steelers organization held a "name our mascot" contest, won by Diane Roles of Valencia, Pa. And what's the mascot name you ask, dear reader? Steely McBeam.
Steely frickin' McBeam. There's a fine line between macho and gay. You dear Diane have jetted across it in Olympic style. God bless you.
