Someone Call Project Runway

I can just hear Heidi (it'd have to be done via voiceover) telling the designers: For this challenge you got 100.00. You had 24 hrs to use your fabric from Mood and taxidermied rats to make lingerie for your tranny models. Let's start the runway.

I bet Rickie wouldn't cry that episode--unless he was really into rats.

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Fashion Police

Brian sent me the link to this the other day and some of these are just too good not to pass on.

From the Smoking Gun.

Meet Amanda Lynn Bailey. The Florida woman, 41, was arrested early yesterday on a drunk driving charge, her second DUI bust in the past three months. Bailey, a dealer at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Tampa, was booked into the Hillsborough County jail at 4:41 AM. There, a sheriff's employee snapped the below mug shot of Bailey, making sure that the photo's composition included the entire unfortunate message on her t-shirt. As seen on the following 15 pages, Bailey isn't the only recent perp to pose for a mug shot wearing one of those cutesy message t-shirts. We can only assume the "I'm With Stupid" garment was being worn by their respective cronies.

Not for long, peaches.

Loves the Lord? Lord Calvert, maybe.


Stella? Honey? Mr. Romero is ready for you on the set now.


Apparently her "I'm Too Sexy" tee was dirty.


I hope to god she was arrested for abusing her eyebrows.


This one is my favorite.