Showing posts with label webjunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label webjunk. Show all posts

Sunday, November 23, 2008

How...Festive

If you want something new for your holiday decor--try this.

They have craft options for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Hannukah!

Your period comes every month, but Xmas comes only once a year. So bring
that menstrual joy to this holiday season with these tampon tree decorations.
From a string of tampon lights to a star at the top of the tree, feminine
hygiene has never been so festive!

Friday, June 20, 2008

Don't Forget to Hug Your Catfish


Ok, so June is Gay Pride Month. Most of us roaming around this corner of the interwebs know that. But did you know, June is also:
  • Aquarium Month
  • National Accordian Awareness Month
  • National Adopt A Cat Month
  • Turkey Lovers Month
Today is the Solstice, but that doesn't mean all the good days are over for June yet.
  • June 21--National Hollerin' Contest Day
  • June 22--National Chocolate Eclair Day
  • June 23--Take Your Dog to Work Day
  • June 25--Log Cabin Day (insert republican joke here.)
  • June 25--National Catfish Day
  • June 26--Beautician's Day
  • June 26--Forgiveness Day (coincidence? I think not.)
  • June 28--Insurance Awareness Day
  • June 29--Waffle Iron Day
  • June 30--Meteor Day

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Happiness




Is it awful to be happy when a loathed coworker quits? Call me awful.

~*~

Some fun webjunk: http://www.jacksonpollock.org/ .

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Aaron has some fun Youtube up. Now if I could only find Jennifer Garner being accosted by Gary Busey. You know the Oscars sucked when the best shit happened on E!.

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I've had this song stuck in my head for the last couple of days. Enjoy a little Tuesday morning Tori. It was either this or "Midnight at the Oasis."


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Let the Jokes Begin

Via Christopher and C Dale, the What Punctuation Mark Are You Quiz




You Are a Colon



You are very orderly and fact driven.

You aren't concerned much with theories or dreams... only what's true or untrue.



You are brilliant and incredibly learned. Anything you know is well researched.

You like to make lists and sort through things step by step. You aren't subject to whim or emotions.



Your friends see you as a constant source of knowledge and advice.

(But they are a little sick of you being right all of the time!)



You excel in: Leadership positions



You get along best with: The Semi-Colon



Brian is:




You Are a Question Mark



You seek knowledge and insight in every form possible. You love learning.

And while you know a lot, you don't act like a know it all. You're open to learning you're wrong.



You ask a lot of questions, collect a lot of data, and always dig deep to find out more.

You're naturally curious and inquisitive. You jump to ask a question when the opportunity arises.



Your friends see you as interesting, insightful, and thought provoking.

(But they're not always up for the intense inquisitions that you love!)



You excel in: Higher education



You get along best with: The Comma

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Calling All Art Lovers

A fun little web-quiz to waste some time. Artist or Ape. I scored 83%

Monday, February 11, 2008

'Bangers and Mash-ups

Tommy showed me this a short while ago. It's fabulous. Gwen Verdon from Ed Sullivan mashed with Unk's "Walk it Out." Fosse-tastic!


Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Webjunk

Two quizzes, both of which are stunningly accurate.

What book are you? (hat tip to Christopher)

What's your eating style? (hat tip to my junk mail box)





You're The Great Gatsby!

by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Having grown up in immense wealth and privilege, the world is truly at
your doorstep. Instead of reveling in this life of luxury, however, you spend most of
your time mooning over a failed romance. The object of your affection is all but
worthless--a frivolous liar--but it matters not to you. You can paint any image of the
past you want and make it seem real. If you were a color of fishing boat light, you
would be green.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.




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According to Tickle, I'm an "erratic eater."

Erratic eaters like you tend to have erratic schedules on the whole, and tend to ingest their biggest meals, and heartiest snacks during the evening and nighttime hours. While your evening meal is what you focus most on — and sometimes it can occupy much of your night — how much you eat and when you eat your meals varies day to day. Eating three square meals a day is not your style. Instead, you are the type of person who usually skips breakfast or grabs something small. You also eat lunch at erratic times as well. One day you may eat a good meal at noon, while the next you might grab a handful of crackers at 4pm with dinner at 6pm.

While it's great that you're flexible, there are a number of nutritional downfalls to this style of eating. For one, you body doesn't function well when it's starved of food, which it would be if you weren't eating til those 4pm crackers. Your pattern suggests that it can be hard for you to keep track of what you're eating because the timing and quantity changes from day to day.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

For Aaron

Pity it's not Daniel Craig....



Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Someone Call Project Runway

I can just hear Heidi (it'd have to be done via voiceover) telling the designers: For this challenge you got 100.00. You had 24 hrs to use your fabric from Mood and taxidermied rats to make lingerie for your tranny models. Let's start the runway.

I bet Rickie wouldn't cry that episode--unless he was really into rats.

Click here for the madness.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Just Click on the Link

Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians.

This is genius. And they have t-shirts!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

What Brings You Here

A list of recent keyword activity that brought fellow travelers to my l'il corner of the web. These are in order...I'll let you guess which is my favorite.

Elissabeth Hasselbach baby

What do poppers mean on Craigslist.

Ash and misty gaying.

Fluffy maribou feathers bulk.

How can increase pamela's boobs size video.

Mens room art book.


Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Herm...Really? That's all?





Since there's little more boring than waiting for glue to dry, I took the Tickle, Are You Masculine or Feminine test to while away time.

You're 42% feminine
This is based on how you scored on a variety of traits that, founded on classic research and our own studies, are typically associated with women.

You're also 58% masculine, which is based on how you scored on traits that are typically associated with men. When we compare your results with other men it shows that you are somewhat more feminine than other men.


From the "report" itself...

It is not uncommon for men to have higher masculine scores than feminine and for women to have higher feminine scores than masculine, but there are also many people whose masculine and feminine qualities are roughly equal to one another. When a person's masculine and feminine qualities are balanced they either have high levels or low levels of both. Each configuration has its own strengths and weaknesses.

Your test results indicate that you're Androgynous.



There're also some bullshit charts and stereotypical crap (being a sports fan is apparently very critical to being a man...likewise being cheerful is crucial to being a woman. I fail miserably at both.)

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Junk (Web and Otherwise)

You Are 98% Feminist

You are a total feminist. This doesn't mean you're a man hater (in fact, you may be a man).
You just think that men and women should be treated equally. It's a simple idea but somehow complicated for the world to put into action.


~*~
You Are an Excellent Cook

You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning.
It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire...


I'm a total foodie. I love cooking and playing with recipes. I've been working on the menu for the upcoming birthday/anniversary party in a couple weeks. It's going to be excessive and decadent. I can't wait.

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My home county is taking part in the "largest yard sale in West Virginia." Over the course of three days there are approximately 120 "official" yard sales scattered throughout the county affiliated with this debacle. 120.

This is not counting the rough dozen or so unaffiliated ones I drove past. It's nightmarish. I flipped off and cussed out three people before 8:00 am. Generally, I'd call that a good day, but usually I like the morning drive to work to be quiet and a little peaceful.

Being almost sideswiped by gawking bargain hunters is not my idea of a good time. I've noticed that I'm becoming more direct and aggressive when I flip off or cuss out offending drivers. I make sure I catch their eye and that they see. That's safe enough around here...but next time I'm in Baltimore I need to be careful.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Yes indeedly doo!

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Your Score: Naughty boy

You scored 40% masculine, 41% athletic, 36% exotic, and 37% refined!


You like your men with a more boyish look. The huge muscle-popping men don't do it for you as much as the sleeker toned guys. You like the all-American look, but not the squeaky clean type - a little on the bad boy side. Someone like.....Ashton Kutcher.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 19% on masculine
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You scored higher than 3% on athletic
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You scored higher than 38% on exotic
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You scored higher than 17% on refined


I'm not so sure about this whole Ashton Kutcher thang... maybe if he was mute and didn't have the flopsweat stank of Demi Moore on him...but overall yes, I am all about the boyish.

Want to know what sort of man does it for you? (You know you do...)

Link: The What type of MAN turns you on Test written by thinkandcome on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Peter always has the most fun links.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007