Monday, September 1, 2008

Labor Day Win

"We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our
heart and mean everything to us. Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with
news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever
planned. We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby and even prouder to
become grandparents. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she
knows she has our unconditional love and support."

"Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly
the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and
support of our entire family. We ask the media to respect our daughter and
Levi's privacy as has always been the tradition of children of


Brent Goodman said...

"we're so proud of our slutty daughter and hope that this accidental marriage required by her lustful thoughtlessness will teach her how to become an american we can all be proud of. please respect us."

fuck. if the republicans want to protect the "sanctity of marriage" they should ban premarital pregnancies, not same-sex partnerships. amen.

Pamela said...

Poor Levi. I think Palin has the shotgun out and from all the hunting/fishing photo ops, it's evident she won't aim for the face a la Dick Cheney.