"We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us. Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support."
"Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family. We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi's privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates."
"we're so proud of our slutty daughter and hope that this accidental marriage required by her lustful thoughtlessness will teach her how to become an american we can all be proud of. please respect us."
fuck. if the republicans want to protect the "sanctity of marriage" they should ban premarital pregnancies, not same-sex partnerships. amen.
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"we're so proud of our slutty daughter and hope that this accidental marriage required by her lustful thoughtlessness will teach her how to become an american we can all be proud of. please respect us."
fuck. if the republicans want to protect the "sanctity of marriage" they should ban premarital pregnancies, not same-sex partnerships. amen.
Poor Levi. I think Palin has the shotgun out and from all the hunting/fishing photo ops, it's evident she won't aim for the face a la Dick Cheney.
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