Oh, Craigslist.

Brian found these two gems on Craigslist last night, in the erotic services section. He kindly sent them along.

Who wants to be my Financial Slave??? - w4m - 23

I am a sexy, hot, beautiful young girl who needs her bills paid.

I deserve to have men take care of me, and pay off my credit cards.... so who is ready to step up to the plate??

If you have been a LOSER and someones BITCH all your life, you will love this "job" b/c being my bitch will be that much more fun :)

email me when your'e ready to treat this princess they way she needs to be treated!!!

I'm sure she's scouring a full inbox as we speak.

ONLY THE PASSABLE NEED TO APPLY - m4t - 35

LET PETERWEAT MASSAGE YOR TROUBLES AWAY. I GIVE THE BEST IN MASAAGES AND 4 PLAY JUST GIVE ME A CALL AT [redacted]. AND ASK 4 PETERWEAT. LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE PASSABLE WHEN CALLING

Peterweat also has pictures available. The one of him in a luchador mask is stunning--but definitely NSW.