Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Now that the latest round of voting for C Dale's Caption Contest Throwdown is done, here are some of the also rans I came up with.
Four heads no waiting
Free Valtrex with every 8 pack.
My secret? I puke.
Wait 'til you see how I open the second one.
Not to be outdone by Screech, Mario finished his sex tape with the "Dirty Lopez."
Corona: Strong enough for a man. Made for a wanker.
From Mario Lopez and the makers of Has-Been comes the new fragrance for men: Chunder.
Always ready to please his Dancing with the Stars fans, Mario reenacts his Paso Douchebag triumph.