Wednesday, January 10, 2007


It's finally decided to be winter here in West-by-God-Virginia. And it sucks. It's all just a little too "silence in the snowy fields" for my liking. So to lift my spirits and hopefully amuse others, I'm throwing out a couple of these little gems. My friend Eric gave me this book and we had a great time reading these aloud one evening.

Why is it you fuck
as hard and as fast as you can?
I'm not a Playstation.

Yes, this feels quite good.
Still, could you pick up the pace?
Golden Girls is on.

The guys screwing on
my TV screen seem so butch.
Then they start to speak.

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