Friday, January 12, 2007
Marcel, Marcel, Marcel
I adore Marcel from Bravo's Top Chef. He's smug, he's abrasive, he's got that crazy hair. How could I NOT love him? He's also like that one little chimp that all the other little chimps throw their rotten fruit and poo at. In this week's epi, he was found all alone atop their building, while everyone else was downstairs essentially hating on the pale little fella. During his little intro segment he broke out some lines. Now I don't know if this was a poem, an attempt to rap and boast, or was some sort of slam thing. I do know this--it sucked balls. Hard. With teeth. Marcel--do this sort of lame-assed shit again and I'll join Ilan and Sam in mocking your candy ass.