Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Tchotchke Jesus

Hat tip to my friend Bill for posting about these statues; I'd seen these mentioned in Spin about 10 years ago and had forgotten them--silly, silly me.

How better to indoctrinate your young'uns than to have them think Jesus cares about their extracurricular activities? What's with these kids faces? They all look a little...well, special (and not in the way that Mommy and Daddy tell them they are.) Check out the kid in cross country Jesus. He looks like Eric Stoltz in Mask.

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Jesus tells her that if she just throws up after eating she can finally stick her dismounts.

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Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, their Savior, fast as lightning.

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See Zidane? Jesus ain't down with headbutts.

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This one just defies comment. What the hell is wrong with her face?

2 comments:

BRENT GOODMAN said...

I think it has something to do with where Jesus's right hand is . . .

RJGibson said...

That one's not nearly as uncomfortable as JC's hand placement on the Golfing statue.